9 posts tagged “humor”
So funny:
These are so funny. You probably won't learn much about photoshop, but you'll be cracking up so loud your neighbors will wonder if your house has been taken over by howler monkeys. Oh yeah, lots of foul language. Don't watch around small children. "Fat deceitful meatstick", priceless.
Check it out, it will make you laugh.
I have some funny pictures that I found on the internet.
If you really love your mommy, I mean REALLY love her in the way that Walmart shoppers love their mother:
And if you need to talk to Jesus, like, right now:
Tim and I just got back from a week long trip to NJ and NY to see our friends and my family. It was good times. It was cloudy most days, we got rained on while trying to find my friend's apartment in Brooklyn, but it was neither hot nor cold. We took the subway and train everywhere, ate really well for not a lot of money, went to some pretty places like the beach and pond on Long Island where my parents live and Princeton where Tim's friend is finishing his post doc. My parents really like Tim, and Tim feels similarly about my folks. My parents treated us to amazing sushi at Kotobuki, it was also bountiful, the tray in the pictures is as big as a wagon wheel. It was listed on the menu as "sushi for 3", but the four of us could barely finish it. The soy sauce bottle and people in the background are provided for size reference. Here are the before and after pictures:
And a picture of Tim making sexy time with the Princeton Tiger:
And the requisite "awww we're so cute" picture, Tim picked the daisy for me from my parents' garden:
It looks like a cute cartoon about a hamster, but it's got more than that. It's got gratuitous violence and sex. Not safe for work.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
I thank my gay boyfriend Victor for sending me this:
Bush: End of an Error
That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, move to Iran
Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant!
Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
Whose God Do You Kill For?
Cheney/Satan '08
Jail to the Chief
No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?
Bush: God's Way of Proving that "Intelligent Design" is Full Of Crap
Bad President! No Banana.
We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
Is It Vietnam Yet?!
Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
Impeach Cheney First
Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 - REALLY!
Pray For Impeachment
The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
One Nation Under Clod
2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified
2006: Terrified
Bush Never Exhaled
At Least Nixon Resigned
